Fast Cars

*Jeff was driving home from work one day. He was stopped at a read light, sitting in the left hand turn lane waiting for the green light to illuminate his path to freedom. Some guy in a BMW (why is it always the fucks in the pseudo luxury cars? Buy a Mybach and maybe then you’ll impress somebody you fuck.) was flying down the road going a minimum of twenty miles over the limit. Jeff looked up and noticed that his light had finally turned green and he accelerated, ready to zip through the intersection. It’s was at this point that Mr. BMW decided that he was not going to go straight, through this intersection like he had planned. He was now going to cut Jeff off and zoom past him to ensure that he made it through this light and didn’t have to sit through another one. So Mr. BMW did it, he flew into the intersection and cut Jeff off while coming alarmingly close to side-swiping him in the process. Jeff was already rolling into the intersection and accelerating to make it through, so he had to pull the E break in order to avoid crashing into Mr. BMW. Jeff’s quick thinking and cat-like reflexes saved him from trashing his car. After taking a second to collect his thoughts Jeff looked in his rear view mirror and noticed that there was no one behind him in the left turn lane. He then realized that if Mr. BMW would have just slowed down; he could have gotten in line behind Jeff and made it through the intersection just fine.