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The lovely Christmas story of the cat that met the family SUV.

While my mother valiantly attempted to rescue a stray cat from the brink of death no more than five feet away from our sprawling holiday dinner, the oldest of my younger siblings explained to me that they were well into their drive through beautiful downtown Trenton, New Jersey, when fate delivered them this filthy christmas miracle by way of a Ford Astro’s front grill, which nearly launched the cat into space before finally depositing it in front of the family SUV. Even the possibility of having almost her entire family mowed down on the mean streets of Trenton on Christmas Eve could not stop my Mother, a lifelong animal lover, from seizing a golden opportunity to not only save the life of an animal 2MPH away from being turned inside out, but completely ruin everyone’s night in a truly epic fashion.

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